LOL - how blonde am I?

how many of these have you done?

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (PTC it is!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you
weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush

so far: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow and found out it's not possible.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm (and also the same music! can't believe I never knew that)
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 10

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

so far: 13

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

so far: 16

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] you tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[ ] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[ ]You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this

total score: 19

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3.

57% DISAPPOINTED - I must be more blonde than that! The friend I copied it off of is also disappointed with her results... LOL...